D! fic. OT2.5. Set 20 minutes into the future so they've all had time to bond or something idk.

(PS - IT'S PART OF A LONGER WORK-IN-PROGRESS THAT WAS INTENDED FOR SAYING YES! BUT THE DEADLINE CREPT UP ON ME SO INSTEAD YOU GET WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS. IDEK.)

Title: What Friends Are For (part of some longer project that doesn't have a name yet)
Fandom: Disappear!
Characters: Established Toru/Kaz, Yoshi+Toru gen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vague sexual discussion between minors, implied offscreen sex, rampant speculation on future events
Word count: ~900
Summary: Not for the first time, Toru wondered about the wisdom of seeking out Yoshimi’s advice on these matters. Four months into a relationship, the questions start to get a little more complicated than "OHHAI TACHIBANA-SAN, HOW I BUTTSEX?"

( Was he going to have to give her mouth-to-mouth, like in A.T.Pedro? If so, would her mouth taste like peppers? )

BRB WRITING TORUKAZ FIC

JUAN WILL BE TAKING ALL MESSAGES IN MY ABSENCE

Hey guys, Spring Break is March 6-14 for me. I'm thinking: SHORT ROAD TRIP.

But I've never been out of the southeast before. PLZ SUGGEST OTHER DESTINATIONS IN THE CONTINENTAL U.S.

ETA: It's 7:11 AM. I did not sleep last night. Goddamn. Going to bed now.

OTHER EDIT: P.S. I MARATHONED THE FIRST SIX AND A HALF EPISODES OF NABARI NO OU LAST NIGHT. I WOULD PROVIDE SOME SORT OF RELEVANT COMMENTARY OR SOMETHING BUT IT IS NOW 7:16 AM AND I AM IN NO CONDITION TO DO SO.

My roommate (who never knocks) just walked in on me while I was undressing.

I heard the lock turning and I was like "Um, um, I'm changing in here!!" (and I was, for the record).

And she just kept going and opened the door like one of those unstoppable serial killers from slasher movies. And then stared at me for a few seconds. And then she was like "Oh, I'm sorry =/" and turned around and walked back out.

...

...

My life is often an unfortunate one.

HELL YEAH

IT'S PAYDAY

GOT $1200 FOR MY HAIR

So, uh.

My parents threatened to disown me again, and in all seriousness, I think they're likely to go through with it by next year at the latest.

...anyone got a couch I can crash on if worst comes to worst? Or a basement? A pool house? A car with a big back seat?

Character meme, ganked from ansemaru~
( D! babble under the cut )

GUYS, I STAYED UP LATE AND I WROTE SOMETHING STUPID.

I'VE GOTTA STOP DOING THAT.

SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF IT NEXT TIME.

I finished a new fanvid today :) It's the first half of a contest audition where you're supposed to submit contrasting pieces; I wanted something good and creepy to offset something light and poppy.

Clips: Fatal Frame/Project Zero, Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly
Artist: 8mm
Song: Angel
Character focus: Mio and Mayu, Miku and Mafuyu
Program: Sony Vegas 7.0
Streaming link: [here]
Download link: [here]

As always, big thanks to paperclipchains for the beta work :)

•Today, I discovered one of the coolest things ever: A Christian death metal band which, after a short career (during which they wrote and performed an FF7!OGC tribute), retired and started producing an online cooking show. Just. I mean. What, that is amazing.

(The song has pretty terrible lyrics, but I respect the effort. You can listen to it [here].)

•A while ago, I finished watching the first season of House. It had been years since I'd finished watching the first season of anything that didn't have subtitles, so I feel like I deserve some kind of award for this. And it has real actors, oh my god, this is such a change for me.

•In real life, I'm suffering through a ridiculous crush on a boy in my lit class. It's hopeless because he has a steady (and very attractive) girlfriend. I should be able to accept that and move on, but he's just so eloquent and ruggedly handsome that even though Savannah's Brain is saying "I do believe that this is a lost cause and that we should redirect our attentions elsewhere", The Rest of Savannah is like "POUNCE HIM. POUNCE HIM NOW. CARPE DIEM, ASK HIM TO PROM." The Rest of Savannah has an unfortunate tendency to not learn things after the first time.

•As I'm sure most of you have noticed, I have something of a ridiculous fixation on strippers right now. As a result, I totally want to write a my NaNoWriMo novel this year about the goings-on at a strip club. ...I got halfway through plotting it when I realized that it was less about strippers and more about a generic love quadrangle, so I've gone back to the drawing board for now.

•Finished the first volume of Saint Young Men. Check out this premise:

"What if Jesus and Buddha were living on Earth in modern times? What if they shared an apartment in Japan?"

If you think that sounds completely fucking awesome, you can check it out [here]. If you think it sounds anything other than completely fucking awesome, I find your thought process bizarre and intriguing, and I wish for you to explain it in the comments.

So, thescarletsound lost a bet, and now he owes me 15 fanfics and a drabble.

But I have no idea what to request! So I'm asking you guys for ideas. Shared fandoms are P3, P4, Fatal Frame/Project Zero, and FF7.

All right, back from that hiatus thingy. Can't say that I feel like I was terribly enlightened by it; I mostly just chilled out for two weeks. With that out of the way: meme time.


Pick one word from each pair that you think describes me the best and comment with your choices. Then copy this and post it in your own journal to see how your friends view you.


* dominant or submissive
* logical or intuitive
* social or loner
* kinky or vanilla
* cute or sophisticated
* kitten or puppy
* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
* leader or follower
* quiet or talkative
* spontaneous or planned
* teddy bear or porcelain doll
* hiking or window shopping
* tequila or vodka
* top or bottom
* bare foot or shoes
* jeans or slacks
* tender or rough
* aware or dreamy
* nerd or jock
* brains or brawn
* common sense or book smarts

KINKY OR VANILLA.
I MUST KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS.

I'm about to hop off to visit relatives for a few days, but before I go:


HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE


:) I'll be back Friday afternoon. Will post cat pictures.

Alright, bitches, time to get this motherfucking ball rolling. Since the dawn of time, this journal's been gathering dust 'cause I didn't have the balls to put up a goddamn intro post get the word out about what a badass I am. So here's the quick and dirty version of it, Jun 101:

•I'm in high school. It's kind of boring. I EAT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS FOR BREAKFAST AND THEN LISTEN TO THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN. THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN WHO ARE FOR SOME REASON AT THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE I AM EATING STUDENTS FOR BREAKFAST. IDK.

•I bitch about stuff. Like, a lot. I HATE EVERYTHING.

•I'm a nerdy gamer girl. Expect both bitching and squeeing on this front. I AM THE ANGRIEST AND MOST AWESOME BADASS TO HAVE EVER EXISTED. PLEASE ADDRESS ALL MAIL TO SGT. MAX FIGHTMASTER, 666 MACHOSAUCE DRIVE, SAN MANTONIO, TEXAS. OR ELSE.

That's pretty much it. You know what, bitches, have an eccentric hat just to top things off:


And there's my intro. Feel free to use those comments to tell me just how fucking hardcore it was.


(paperclipchains put me up to this post. It is 110% bravado and bears no resemblance to my actual personality. Please don't take it seriously.)